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I’m terrified of my roommates. I just went in the bathroom to shave my legs, and the girl who lives in the front room came to check if I was out twice in a 7 minute period.

I fucked up her routine.

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

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jupitereyed:

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

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That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

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epimeliad:

Lily of the valley (Convallaria majalis)! Beautiful and extremely poisonous.

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unregistered-hypercam2:

kittykhole:

fat cat running

look at him… look at how deliberate each step and movement is. look at how mathematically perfect that 90 degree corner turn was… this cat is on another level far beyond us all

unregistered-hypercam2:

kittykhole:

fat cat running

look at him… look at how deliberate each step and movement is. look at how mathematically perfect that 90 degree corner turn was… this cat is on another level far beyond us all

(via stylisticlikeameowstic)

penciltest:

Just fartin’ around with the facial rig again

penciltest:

Just fartin’ around with the facial rig again

no-more-ramen:

seeminglysquiggles:

hirokiszk:

(クマビスケットの作り方neol.jp | neol.jpから)

aaaa cute! I must make these OAO

possibly the cutest cookies to ever exist

These are so cute I might cry

kellymagovern:

Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey - Season 1 Episode 13

[Video Link]

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gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.

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