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cashmerewoods:

nevver:

Fortune cookie

My life right now.

cashmerewoods:

nevver:

Fortune cookie

My life right now.

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klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

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thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

Those shelves were way too fucking weak if they all collapsed like that. That person could be dead.

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

Those shelves were way too fucking weak if they all collapsed like that. That person could be dead.

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